superlinguo:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Reblogging for the lingua-lulz. 

(via pentheselea)

tarns:

31 years ago, the world met Madonna. As disco music became the anathema of mainstream pop, Madonna was at the forefront of musicians who popularised dance music and brought it back into the public’s consciousness. The album was not an immediate commercial success but did end up selling over 10 million copies worldwide. The album was positively received by critics who believed that, “Madonna’s eponymous debut isn’t simply good, it set the standard for dance-pop for the next 20 years.” The album still remains a timeless listen and Madonna once stated that Holiday is her favourite song that she recorded. Personally, Think of Me is my favourite song from the album (that saxophone). Although it wasn’t until Like A Virgin that she reached superstardom, this album definitely set Madonna in the right direction to become the quintessential pop icon. 

(via luvmadonna)

Group Assigments

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via brittthroughthelookingglass)

#Kelis

Seeing ma homegurl Kelis tonight!!

I’ve been waiting forever for this!!

And I’m going alone.

And I don’t even give a shit!

adrastosarmor:

postgradfiles:

Oh, in a perfect world.

THIS

(Source: pleatedjeans, via forever-without-you)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

"You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."

Eleanor Roosevelt (via wertheyouth)

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

image

Every. Fucking. Time.

(via kumtrot)

pussiepop:

There it is. My life has been summed up as a t-shirt. 

pussiepop:

There it is. My life has been summed up as a t-shirt. 

best-of-imgur:

A tribute to the new Planet of the Apes movie [Fixed]http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

A tribute to the new Planet of the Apes movie [Fixed]
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com